Charles Knight writes some great lists of Top 100 Alternative Search Engines. One of my favorites, at least to have some fun with, is AskVox, a talking head who can answer all your questions:
What will women do 4 times more than man?
And, for fans of Taxi:
What does a yellow light mean?
Don't get too fresh with her though. According to her MySpace page, she's dating former Ask.com butler Jeeves.